Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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