I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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