i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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