In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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