so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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