Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The beer is more important than you right now.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She bit a glass in half.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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