yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Welp...herpes.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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