I just saw a hot homeless man
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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