dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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