office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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