Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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