and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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