I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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