when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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