can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
please come you make the beer taste better
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Actions speak louder than pants.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I think my moral compass just broke
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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