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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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