Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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