Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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