I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This is the high leading the old right now
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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