he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
