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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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