Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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