Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
All I want is dick and wine.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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