They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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