i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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