whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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