yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My balls are so social today.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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