If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Randomize
