your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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