i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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