What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
