would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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