I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How naked do you want me to be?
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