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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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