I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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