Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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