No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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