Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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