I'm jealous of your bromance
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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