What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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