Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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