The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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