Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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