Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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