hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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