I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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