problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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