I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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