All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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