i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Blood and glitter go together right?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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