shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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