Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
