if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think people are normalizing furries
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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