I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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