Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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